Born – October 21, 1980
Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Socialite, reality TV star, unstoppable juggernaut.
"Starred" in a sex tape, became famous after the entire world saw her get boned by Ray J.
Will endorse almost ANYTHING for the right price ("Cookie Diet," anyone?), was in a ton of men's magazines, released a clothing line at Sears–a store she's probably never actually stepped foot in in her life.
Began "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" in 2007, became a household name, signaled the coming of end times for all humanity.
Dated Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Reggie Bush and Miles Austin … before marrying her true love Kris Humphries.
Divorced her true love Kris Humphries after 72 days …. Rebounded with Kanye West … who instantly wrote a diss track slamming Kris Humphries.
Got flour bombed by an animal rights activist at a red carpet event in 2012 … which is weird ‘cause she loves animals ..
Will completely take over the world very soon, so you might as well just relax and accept it.
